the amazing adventures of jen14221

friday kid photo...and mom

We did this 1,000 times last week.

what the hell happened to amy winehouse

After, and Before

not happy

I'm feeling shitty. Let me count the ways.

1. Plantar fascism strikes again!  It took me 20 minutes to limp six blocks to work this morning.
2. My ID badge for work suddenly stoopped working, and you need to swipe to get anywhere here.
3. I slept funny and my neck hurts.
4. Too much to do; not enough time.
5. My fruit salad at lunch had too many strawberries and not nearly enough pineapple.
6. I bought some orthopedic-looking shoes at Macy's and I feel very old.

amber is we todd did

Has anyone out there been watching Big Brother?  Now that Jen is gone, Amber is my favorite person to watch.  Not only is she just slightly more intelligent than a doorknob, she talks to God and actually said to him last night, "God bless you, God."  She also thinks she is going to be a model when she gets out of the house...which should be THIS THURSDAY.  Yo gabba gabba!

spotted at the farmer's market

Jumbo!?  Why don't they just say FAT!

buffalo spree and my lack of sports acumen

The new issue of the Buffalo Spree is out.  Here's me, and me.  I saw that one of my shorty pieces was cut - about the Buffalo getting their very own NHL team in 1970.  But, as I was told, my article was replaced by one written by someone who actually knows something about sports.  Harsh!

spotted at the pool in n.c.

How often does one wash their hair when it's 5 feet long?

it's hot here...

So we just never get out of the pool.

 

first class, baby

I find it highly amusing that while I never even stepped foot on an airplane until I was 17 years old, my 3 year-old son rides in first-class comfort when we fly together.

P.S.  Cary, North Carolina is HOT.

off to raleigh, where it's 100 degrees...every day

Fuck.