I really have nothing on my to-do list today, given the fact that I am now super organized and did 17 loads of laundry yesterday. Well, I still need to put the laundry away and go grocery shopping as we have nothing in the house except a dozen Lean Cuisine's and a few old freezer-burnt Jello Pudding Pops, but whatever. My pont is that since Star did not come yesterday, I fully expected it to be delivered today and I could have an hour or so of uninterrupted celebrity news perusal right in my lap. But it is not to be because either Star has delayed publication to publish a report on how Britney Spears is fucking up left and right, or my mailman is a thief.
So, here is a quick rundown of the things I am missing in Star Magazine today:
Tyra Banks needs to order some Nad's from drugstore.com in a real jiffy. Click to enlarge if you do not see the stubble.
What has three legs and lives on a farm? Well, it's not Paul McCartney and his wife because Paul just asked for a divorce.
Jennifer Love Hewitt shows off her new hairstyle; it's called the 'is this a wig? No, it's the suburban mom/i have a ginormous head' cut.
TomKat still scarier than the bird flu.
"Three legs and live on a farm." HAHAHAHAHAHAA
*ahem*
I mean, you are mean and evil.
Posted by: justJENN | May 21, 2006 at 04:43 AM
3 legs? I know I shouldn't laugh so hard but too funny...
Posted by: Lauren | May 21, 2006 at 10:47 AM
that perez hilton website has all the good photos!
britney has really let herself go.
Posted by: sara | May 21, 2006 at 08:13 PM