No FKP for you today. Look for a SKP instead, on Sunday. Maybe Monday.
I threw a party last night I invited everyone I know that lives in or around the area. I planned on having people over for a few hours, to feed them and to get them good and buzzed, and then kick them out by around 8:30pm so that everyone could go down the street to see the Tears For Fears concert. I know it's hard to get a babysitter sometimes, so I got a bouncehouse and made sure there was soda and I ordered pizza.
If you came, I hope you had fun. I heard the music was pretty cool. Too bad it apparently slipped my mind that my child would no way in hell want to leave the backyard, full of Mountain Dew in cans, and am honest to God bouncehouse to wallk 3/4 of a mile down the street in the dark to hear music from a band that was super-cool back when his mom was still learning how to French-kiss boys.
So I sent Peter with all the guests and I hung back with Will and some of his little friends b/c their parents were smart enough to leave them at the house of awesome, complete with Mountain Dew and a bouncehouse.
Here's me with Norm and Christina.
This morning, I woke with a ghetto sangria hangover and a backyard full of tortilla chips scattered around the yard (the squirrels had a party I think); also a jacked up bouncehouse (talk to Norm and Chuck).
P.S. People who don't RSVP to bouncehouse and sangria parties suck big dicks out loud in public.
I RSVP'ed but twas apparently lame
Posted by: Michael | August 14, 2010 at 10:24 PM
We can hear those people sucking all the way in Atlanta. We would have totally RSVP'd and left our kid with you, the bounce house and Mt. Dew...IF WE WERE INVITED!!!
Posted by: Marge | August 14, 2010 at 10:38 PM
I RSVP'd but Very Rudely!! did not thank you for the invitation! Too many years of working at home/being unemployed have made me into a social disgrace. So thank you for asking (via Twitter), and again, I'm sorry I couldn't make it!
Rebecca (RR94)
Posted by: Rebecca | August 15, 2010 at 12:37 AM
I RVL (responded very late) only because I have a houseful of inlaws and a kids' birthday party, and I beg Jen's forgiveness for my massive lameness.
Posted by: Buffalopundit | August 15, 2010 at 11:43 AM
Your party was great! Thanks for everything, especially the cheese from Trader Joe's oh.... and the sangria, too!!!
Posted by: Mom | August 16, 2010 at 01:30 PM
please bring some of that cheese to OBX!!! Sounds fantastico.
Posted by: meribon | August 19, 2010 at 09:58 AM
referenced the word "ghetto". and you live in the whitest town in amerika?
bad choice of words dearie.
Posted by: billybobto | December 05, 2010 at 05:42 PM
Boring married gay couple in Norway, half American, half Norsk (one from Buffalo!)...absolutely amusing blog! God I miss WNY. Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Charles Kinney | January 14, 2011 at 03:10 PM
If you came, I hope you had fun. I heard the music was pretty cool. Too bad it apparently slipped my mind that my child would no way in hell want to leave the backyard, full of Mountain Dew in cans, and am honest to God bouncehouse to wallk 3/4 of a mile down the street in the dark to hear music from a band that was super-cool back when his mom was still learning how to French-kiss boys.
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